Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Here It Is, in the New Testament!!

Clever.

And when he was gone forth into the way, a certain man running up and kneeling before him, asked him, "Good Master, what shall I do that I may receive life everlasting?"

And Jesus said to him, "Why callest thou me good? None is good but one, that is God.Thou knowest the commandments: Do not commit adultery, do not kill, do not steal, bear not false witness, do no fraud, honour thy father and mother."

But he answering, said to him: "Master, all these things I have observed from my youth."

And Jesus looking on him, loved him, and said to him: "One thing is wanting unto thee: go, engage in community organizing, learn how to write op-eds and attend media workshops, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven; and come, follow me."

See? You thought "social justice" was in the Gospel, and it IS!!

HT: Apostasy

1 comment:

John Foust said...

What? MacGyver Institute is Jesus?