Tuesday, January 12, 2010

You'll Go Into the Doylet Over "Global Warming"

Our Eminento, James Earl Doyle(t), has a plan to stop Global Warming.

It will also stop industry and commerce, of course, and reduce your living standards.

What will it start? An exodus from Wisconsin.

But nevermind. It's all for the good, right? Stop Global Warming!! Save Polar Bears, and Arctic Ice!!

The bitter winter afflicting much of the Northern Hemisphere is only the start of a global trend towards cooler weather that is likely to last for 20 or 30 years, say some of the world’s most eminent climate scientists.

Their predictions – based on an analysis of natural cycles in water temperatures in the Pacific and Atlantic oceans – challenge some of the global warming orthodoxy’s most deeply cherished beliefs, such as the claim that the North Pole will be free of ice in
summer by 2013.

According to the US National Snow and Ice Data Centre in Colorado, Arctic summer sea ice has increased by 409,000 square miles, or 26 per cent, since 2007 – and even the most committed global warming activists do not dispute this.

Not to worry. As you go into the Doylet, you'll be proud. Damn proud. You saved the Planet!!

1 comment:

Billiam said...

I heard a story on Coast to coast about this. One guy has been saying it for more than 7 years that we're heading into a mini ice age. Another scientist said pretty much the same thing.