Monday, January 18, 2010

News Story Edits

From Bloomberg:

Former President Bill Clinton visits Haiti today in a bid to accelerate international relief efforts for survivors of the earthquake that devastated the Western Hemisphere’s poorest nation.

Another equally true version:

Former President Bill Clinton visited Massachusetts yesterday in a bid to accelerate Democrat relief efforts for Marcia (?!) Coakley, who is not expected to survive the earthquake which will devastate ObamaStatism in the hemisphere's richest (for now) nation.

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