Napolitano's Top Ten Incomrehensible Things

Planet Moron obtained a series of memorandums from the desk of Janet Incompetano and found 10 things by which she is utterly shocked.

A few:

9) It’s nearly impossible to get tech support for VisiCalc.

8) The 2010 Oldsmobiles don't seem to be out yet.

7) McDonald’s is open for breakfast.

6) Orbitz doesn’t offer any flights on Pan Am.

You know where to find the rest....