Thursday, March 05, 2009

Resume Puffery, Olbermann Edition

This guy is a real loser.

The real Cornell, the School of Arts and Sciences (average SAT: 1,325; acceptance rate: 1 in 6 applicants), is the only Ivy League school at Cornell and the only one that grants a Bachelor of Arts degree.

Keith went to an affiliated state college at Cornell, the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences [!!?] (average SAT: about that of pulling guards at the University of South Carolina; acceptance rate: 1 of every 1.01 applicants).

Olbermann's incessant lying about having an "Ivy League education" when he went to the non-Ivy League ag school at Cornell would be like a graduate of the Yale locksmithing school boasting about being a "Yale man."

Or, as an SNL figure might put it: "I could SEE Cornell Arts & Sciences from my dorm room."

HT: McMahon


Shoebox said...

I've never known you to be reduntantly reduntant. Using "Puffery" "loser" and "Olbermann" in the same post...come on, you're stooping to the same mental level as those of us who think The Won is intentionally driving wealth out of the market!

Dad29 said...

I was trying to make it clear to the LeftOWackies.

Triple-redundancy is like the 2x4 one needs to get their attention.

Shoebox said...

If their attention hasn't been grabbed in the past 30 days, it never will be. That said, keep up the good fight!