Sunday, March 08, 2009

The DUI Solution for Wisconsin: EGADD

Over at LawDog's place, an anonymous commenter has a brilliant suggestion.

First, there was MADD - Mothers Against Drunk Driving.

Then, there was SADD - Students Against Drunk Driving.

Now it appears that we need another group, a more effective group. This group won't be touchy-feely, "we love you too much to let you drive drunk for the umpteenth time" crap.

EGADD guarantees there will be no repeat offenders.

Yessir, Enraged Gunmen Against Drunk Driving will have a 100% success rate

The most productive checkpoint for EGADD will be near the Capitol, in the late evening.


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