Plaxico Doofus

Stupid is as stupid does.

He was then pulled aside and frisked, revealing a handgun tucked in the waistband of his sweatpants, sources said.

A manager was called over, and, after a brief discussion, he decided to allow Burress to keep the weapon. Burress said he needed the firearm because he was bedecked in jewelry and carrying a wad of cash.

A security guard was assigned to the players. Burress then asked to go to the VIP area and was escorted up a flight of stairs.

At some point, the gun jostled loose from the waistband, and as Burress - who was holding a drink in his hand - grabbed for it, a round went off.

He was shot through his right thigh and screamed in agony as he leaned against Pierce.
"It hurts! It hurts!" he cried, according to police sources

Doh.

HT: Of Arms and the Law