We'll get to Illinois...
Alaska: An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage. The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked, "Where were you on the night of October to April?"
Louisiana: What differentiates a zoo in Louisiana from other zoos? The Louisiana zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Wisconsin: Sven notices his neighbor has a sign in his yard-"Boat for Sale.""Ole," he says, "you don't own a boat. All you got is your old tractor and your combine.""Yup," said Ole. "And they're boat for sale."
OK, OK, here's Illinois:
This is how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, "Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough."--Richard Jeni
HT: The Hatted One
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Very good!
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