The Confederate Yankee echoes my thoughts on the matter:
How not to welcome your son-in-law into the family...
If he didn't want this guy bagging his daughter wouldn't Necrotizing fasciitis or some other flesh eating bacteria have been quicker?
...Overheard in the halls of the CDC Atlanta Office just moments ago:
What do you call a personal injury lawyer with a rare and dangerous form of tuberculosis?
A good start.
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Why did the National Institute of Health switch from mice to lawyers for lab experiments?
Because there are some things even a mouse won't do.
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