AOC Defines "Justice", Pp. Francis Responds

Well, yes, she's as crazy as they come.  But she got the attention of Pp. Francis, we hear....

She has a definition of "justice" which is enlightening

...A Just Society aims to ensure that we are on a path towards shared prosperity for all. A just society provides a living wage, safe working conditions, and healthcare. A just society acknowledges the value of immigrants to our communities. A just society guarantees safe, comfortable, and affordable housing. By strengthening our social and economic foundations, we are preparing ourselves to embark on the journey to save our planet by rebuilding our economy and cultivate a just society....

Pp. Francis called AOC to complain that she stole his stuff.  AOC responded that in a Just Society, there is no "property," therefore it was not "his" stuff in the first place.

Francis then administered Holy Orders over the phone and gave her the Power of the Keys.

Accordingly, AOC will take over St. Ignatius parish in Washington, D.C., next week.

(I might have made up the last few grafs. )