The Twelfth of Never and Foggy Bottom

So.

Because Hillary is a slimebucket, she ran all her State Department emails through a Servers-R-Us outfit which "secured" its servers in a bathroom.  (Does this sound like an SNL skit?) 

Lots of those emails were classified, so the old bitch is ipso facto a criminal, and arguably is up for charges of treason.

Russia, China, Iran, and ISIS have read all or most of her emails already, but YOU cannot read them until November 31st, or the Twelfth of Never, whichever comes first.