Thursday, December 17, 2015

Paul Ryan: "Kill a Lot Of Birds" Budget!!

Not content with funding the world's largest baby-killing organization, and not satiated by importing people who may only want to kill Americans, Paul Ryan's budget will also knock off a whole lot of birds.  (What does Ryan have against birds, for cryin' out loud??)

Yup.  Windmills to chop them up and solar collectors to fry them on the fly!

(By the way, Paul will also fully fund Energy Department moves to keep you in the dark and shutting off your electric range by regulating coal-fired electrical generation to death.  So you'll need those pre-cooked birds from the solar collectors, I guess.)

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