Boom! Vatican Stash of Umpty-Bucks, Most in Stato

*Cough*

Holy Smoke.

"It is important to point out that the Vatican is not broke … in fact we have discovered that the situation is much healthier than it seemed, because some hundreds of millions of euros were tucked away in particular accounts and did not appear on the balance sheet...."

So reports Cdl. Pell in tomorrow's Australian Catholic newspaper.