Ooooh!! Computer Models Kill Off the Birkie!!

The local branch office of PedoPaperUSA is picking up the new Democrat-campaign theme:  Green Weenie.

(What did you expect?  Campaigning on Spectacular Price Increases?  Campaigning on the Murder and Mayhem Increase?  Or Empty Grocery Shelves?)

Fortunately, you don't have to read much of it!  Only a few grafs in, and "computer models" shows up in the text.  So you know exactly how they determined that the Birkie is near its death and how Rhinelander will be sporting palm-trees.

Yup.  It's gonna happen.  Just you watch.  20, 40, 60 years out?  Yup.  No doubt!!