We mean 'barking' mad, as in howling-at-the-moon mad. Cuckoo's nest mad.
Her current proclamation?
…”bars are now allowed to operate but they may only serve alcohol to people who are sitting down and 6 feet apart.”
She's remembering her days as an undergrad, when she was "Stretchin' Gretchen."
Or something. Maybe. Whatever.
Call the guys with the little white jacket............
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