Oooh, Noooes!!! UN To Run Out of Money!!!

Darkness will come over the lands.  Restaurants will be in recession.  But there's good news:  parking spaces will become available.

The United Nations is running a deficit of $230 million, Secretary General Antonio Guterres said on Monday, and may run out of money by the end of October....

Don't think for one minute that Trump will ante up any more than the current 22%.  He really should bring that down to about 15% or so anyway.