Lying FBI Dude Gets Full Retirement

Yah, I know, saying "Lying FBI Dude" is repetitive.

Sure, he took freebie tix to a ChiCom entertainment NBA game or three.

And sure, he lied like Hell about it.  Several times.

So what next?

YOU pay for his lifestyle while he "retires."

If  you meet or see Mike Kortan, turn your back on him.  Shun the piece of shit.