Muscle Car? We GOT Muscle!!

Ford is yapping and prattling about its 700+ HP Shelby Muskrat.

Yawn.

Chrysler will sell you a crate-engine called the 'Hellephant' which knocks out 1,000 HP.

One thousand ponies in a crate.

Un-crate it and stuff it into a Charger.   

Pro Tip:  buy extra tires first.