Everything You Need to Know About Marriage

Bayou points out a "point-system" to help men with their marriages.

I'm sure it will be helpful.

Example:

HOUSEHOLD CHORES

You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget the matching useless pillow shams (-1)

You cover the rumpled sheets with that nice tarp you brought Bambi home in so the blood stains will dry out (-100)

See? Simple!!