Climate Solution: Stop Rivers!!!!

The lying about "climate change" is so convoluted that NOAA has to do insane pirouettes.

First, NOAA posits the Big Combination Lie:  

...Carbon emissions, both human-induced and natural, are the main cause of climate change....

In fact, sun-spot cycles, along with volcanic activity cycles, are the principal agents.  And since NOAA and its Climate Industrial Complex need lots of money, preventing any "change" is their corporate mission statement and ticket to funding from Governments and (sucker) consumers.

Then they tell us that the carbon comes from really, really, really, old rocks 'n' stuff. 

...A study revealed that, in fact, nearly 60% of that CO₂ actually comes from ancient carbon. Some of that carbon could be thousands of years old.

By the numbers:

Rivers and streams emit nearly 2 billion tons of CO₂ into the atmosphere annually.  Only 41% of that CO₂ comes from after 1955, and the remaining 59% originates from ancient sources....

So the next massive tax-and-spend loop will be Stopping the Rivers from Flowing.

Don't bet against us on that.....