Now We Know Her Price...

 You may remember the Churchill story.  He had a conversation with a woman--not a friend of his--and this happened:

He asks the woman if she would be willing to sleep with him if he pays her an exorbitant sum. She replies affirmatively. He then names a paltry amount and asks if she would still be willing to sleep with him for the revised fee.  She asks him "What do you think I am?" and he responds "We KNOW what you are; now it's just haggling over the price."

Oprah can be had for $1 million.  That gets you Oprah (now we know what she really is), some A-list guests, and an Oprah endorsement, too!

Democrats.  When they're not lying, they're............yah, you guessed it