On Defense Spend: Where's The STUFF??

We don't mind spending on the national defense; after all, "America First" has a meaning, right?

But it's not just "the spend."  It's also "Find The Stuff!!!"

In typical Groundhog Day fashion, the Pentagon has failed yet another audit. Yet, for the most part, nobody seems to care in the media or government. When you fail year after year, it becomes the rule versus the exception to fail basic standards....

 ...So how bad was it? If you ask the lead money man of the five-sided building, it wasn’t that bad; I mean, it’s only a couple trillion dollars worth of stuff that we can’t find, that’s not that bad....

 ...Of the 27 agencies audited within the Department of Defense, only seven received a passing grade. To put some dollar amounts to that, only 39% of the $3.5 trillion in assets are accounted for, leaving a deficit of about $2.2 trillion in assets unaccounted for....

Let's put Generalissimo Austin into Riker's Island until they find The Stuff.  And for every day they do NOT find The Stuff, let's put another Pentagon REMF into Riker's.  

Then let's promote the E-7's who find the Stuff to General.

Note well:  I did NOT say "release Austin & Co. from Riker's.  Keep 'em there.