Dumb Crook Tricks

If you're from the Milwaukee area, you've heard about this guy.

A man wanted in connection with a Milwaukee homicide is dead after a police shooting downtown late Friday, Sept. 2.  The man, shot and killed by police in Milwaukee's downtown bar district following a lengthy high-speed chase around the city...

He was free on bond after conviction for child sex assault.  (Typical Milwaukee County judge.)  So when he saw a Chevy 3/4T truck at a construction site, he put a gun to the head of the driver and demanded the truck.

The truck had a PROMINENT company logo spread across the entire back window.

The child rapist then went to his ex-gf's house, killed her, and torched the house.

Two days later.......

This dumber-than-a-chipmunk crook was still driving the truck with the prominent company logo.  The cops spot the truck, which is kinda like noticing the sun in the sky, and took off after him.

Eventually he stopped and became very well-ventilated.  So well-ventilated that he assumed room temperature.

Lesson:  Scrape the logo off the truck window.