The Democrats

Cadged from Eternal Sunshine

Democrats believe in four rules:

1. They are better than you in every way.

2. They are factually, morally and ethically correct about everything, all the time.

3. Their ideology is so infallible, it must be mandated, by force of law – or simply by force. Everyone must follow their dictates, no exceptions.

4. Any deviation from the first three rules is to be punished with destruction.