Self-Test for Groomer Status

Babylon Bee provides excellent news coverage AND many self-help items.

Here's one.

Here are all the warning signs you may be a groomer:

1. Do you talk about sex with 5-year-olds behind their parents' back?

2. Do you begin sentences with, "Don't tell your parents, but..."

3. Do you encourage kids to cut off their sex organs? 

4. Are you a Disney Executive? 

5. Did you quit your teaching job after they passed the Parental Rights Act in Florida? 

6. Does taking other people's kids to a drag show and calling it a "field trip" seem ok to you?

7. Are you now, or have you ever been, a politician? 

8. Have you ever helped a child acquire sex hormones without their parent's knowledge?

9. Does David French think you're a "blessing of liberty?"

Self-explanatory.  Accurate.  Up-to-date.