Report: NBC's Nguyen Hired by Turkeys

Thousands of Americans watch NBC's Today show.  Yesterday many of them were puzzled by this:

“Perhaps forgo the turkey,” NBC’s Vicky Nguyen suggested. “Some people think turkey is overrated. It tends to be the most expensive thing on the menu. Maybe have an Italian feast.”

And then came the kicker…

“If you tell everyone you’re not having a turkey,” she chirped, “some guests may drop off, and that will save money too.”

We have exclusively obtained documents indicating that turkeys hired Nguyen.  It's likely that her endorsement of Italian is a direct result of her paycheck coming from turkeys.

That's as good an explanation as any.