Saturday, February 06, 2021

Doddering Tommy Barrett's Car-Theft City

If you like your car, don't take it into Milwaukee.

So far in the new year, 867 vehicles have been stolen. 

That's twenty-three cars stolen every single day.

Doddering Tommy Barrett speaks up about it!

*crickets*

How about last year's world-record murder number, Tommy?

"Don't do that.  We have a program."

Nice, Tommy.  

Retire.  Take your pensions--both of them--and just leave.  Your successor cannot possibly do worse.

1 comment:

  1. Oh, the next mayor can be much worse. Look at NYC.

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