Doddering Tom Barrett, about to pick up Congressional AND Mayoral pensions, reads the Chicago news stories for ideas on 'how to govern woke,'
Here's one he might like.
What’s a good way to ensure that Chicago’s legions of juvenile carjackers and auto thieves are steered in the right direction?
Did you say, “give them snacks and show them a movie?” Because that’s what’s been happening in the city’s “Criminal Trespass To Vehicle Workshops.”
Officially, CPD calls each session a “station adjustment,” with the “adjustment” supposedly coming in the youngster’s attitude toward stolen cars....
Don't tell him about this.
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