A Capital Problem of Nature Calling?

Here's the news.

Organizers of a protest against Governor Tony Ever’s “Safer at Home” order say the Department of Administration (DOA) has denied their permit application citing “the state of emergency,” but the protest will go on. It is scheduled for 1 pm Friday at the corner of Mifflin and Pinckney Streets....

You expected otherwise?

Someone is thinking ahead:

Elmer [an organizer] also said she had been calling the governor’s office and DOA asking for the [Capitol] building to be opened temporarily in order for protesters to use the restrooms. She said sanitation companies have refused to deliver hand-washing stations and portable toilets for an event without a permit.

“There are only a few businesses open on the square and we don’t want to overwhelm them and freak them out with bathroom requests,” Elmer said. “Where are all of these people going to go to the bathroom?”...

See, without a Hall Pass, Port-a-Potty people will NOT deliver their stations to the protest site.  And the Big Teacher (who has never missed a paycheck in his entire career) wants you to remain at your desk, pencils down.

Heh.  Here's where The Boyzzzzzzzzzz have the advantage, sistuh.