Jeb! Has Demands

Noted by Vox:

Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush told a Presidents’ Day audience of investors and money managers that it’s time for a return to civility in the nation’s politics.

"Civility."  Uh-huh.

That translates as follows: 

"The USA is just another country but has too much money, so we should spend a lot on undocumented residents." 

"Endless wars are good for the economy--ask any of my pals at the club who have invested in war machinery manufacturers."

"What's wrong with Northam's abortion approach?"

"We don't ever refer to Democrats as 'seditionists,' 'slime-balls', 'dishonest,' or 'traitors.'  NEVER.  Only Conservatives deserve such names."

"Daddy taught us that all Government employees are honest, hardworking folks who are sacrificing their lives for a lousy salary and rotten benefits for the American people  There is not a hint of selfish power-lust or dishonesty in their bodies.  That's what I believe!!"

"What is sauerkraut?"

"You don't need a gun with 10 bullets."

"I miss my Mom."