Adam Schiff's Bright Idea (Crazytown...)

The circus parade is almost over, and only the poop-shovelers remain on the street--like Adam Schiff.

"...Trump could offer Alaska to the Russians in exchange for support in the next election or decide to move to Mar-a-Lago permanently and let Jared Kushner run the country, delegating to him the decision whether to go to war...."--Schiff, quoted at Grabien.com

 Nah.  I have a better idea.

Offer CALIFORNIA to the Russians, and toss in NEW YORK if they balk.