Fuggedabout Greenland. Better Deal Here!!

The President should dump the Greenland idea.

Better deal RIGHT HERE, Mr. President!!!

Swap Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle, Portland, and Manhattan to the Chinese in return for Hong Kong.  Here's the hard part:  Red China MUST take Pelosi, Feinstein, AOC, and the Mayors of all those cities as part of the deal, but they can keep the Mayor of Hong Kong.  (Yes, I'm including DeBlasio as "mayor" of Manhattan and AOC who's supposedly from Brooklyn.  Shut up already.)

Since Hong Kong already has lots of US flags, we won't have to ship any there.  At the same time, all those individuals we're sending have plenty of hammer-and-sickle flags. 

Whadda deal, eh??