Wannabe Obama Judge

Likely that CJ Roberts has plans for this meathead James Troiano. Here's the story which makes him eminently qualified for any 9th Circus opening--if Obozo were still Failure-in-Chief:

...The boy is accused of sexually assaulting a drunken 16-year-old girl at a party, allegedly filming the incident and then sending the clip to friends, texting: “When your first time having sex was rape.”

In declining a motion to prosecute him as an adult, Troiano noted the “young man comes from a good family who put him into an excellent school where he was doing extremely well,” according to the appeals court ruling....

...He added that it wasn’t a “traditional case of rape” which he said involved “two or more generally males” holding a person at “gunpoint” or with another weapon “in an abandon[ed] house, sometimes in an abandon[ed] shed, shack.”...

Well, another "not traditional case of rape" involves a broomstick rammed into the nethers of a certain New Jersey judge.

Precisely the best cure for his condition!