Doh Nooooz = Doh Stupids

Headline found on WTMJ/Channel 4 site this morning:

15 people arrested and large amounts of heroine and cocaine seized in multi-agency raid

Oh.  How many heroines are "large amounts"?  And which agencies "sieze" heroines?

Yah, I know that The Nooz cannot afford to hire adults any more.  But don't they have ONE editor left who knows the English language?