Panda Border Patrol!

The Pandas are going to patrol the border.  At least grannies and children in airports will be safe from security-theater assaults.

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is planning to send hundreds of employees to the southern border to assist in managing the large influx of Central American migrants entering the U.S., according to an email CNN obtained....

The coyotes are quaking in their boots, I'm sure.