Wanna Do the Crime, But Not Do the Time?

Move to Suffolk County, MA., where a Soros-funded babe is now D.A.

Crimes no longer to be prosecuted:

offenses of shoplifting,
trespass,
threats,
and larceny under $250m
disturbing the peace,
disorderly conduct, and
“minor driving offenses,”

(And B&E, so long as you've made sure the property is not inhabited!)

Merry Christmas!