Ahhhh. Another guy who knows how to shop!
...when we shop, we do it like men: we don't dilly-dally, price-check,
and flit between seventeen places. We go where we go, find our prey,
hunt it, kill it, bag it, tag it, and scuttle home with it to enjoy our
purchase the same flipping day we bought it, which was the only
reason to venture out of the man cave to begin with. And even then,
only after looking at it and holding it in our own hot, grubby little
mitts to satisfy ourself that it's what we wanted to begin with, and
didn't get stabbed by a forklift fork or trampled by a rogue herd of
buffalo before paying for it....
That was occasioned by a discussion of the Death of Retail Brick & Mortar.
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