For someone who's on the edge of perjury, this babe has a lot of demands.
1) Wants to show up Thursday, not Monday. See: "Delay, delay, delay"
2) Doesn't want Kavanaugh in the room when she's inventing her story.
3) Wants Kavanaugh to testify first--so she doesn't HAVE to invent her story.
4) Wants to bring her security blanket. Or her shrink. Or maybe both. And her vagina hat.
5) Wants butter-brickle ice cream with Southern Comfort & sweet during testimony.
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