Dear Donald,

Dear Donald,

Many people think that serial adulterers are crazy.

Please report for your mental-health exam at the US Navy hospital where many of your bed-mates and ex-wives will be feeding information to the "Gun-Owners Crazy Panel."

Should that tack fail, we have another one!!!

...Robert Mueller is investigating President Trump’s “private comments and state of mind” during the period when he issued a series of tweets belittling Attorney General Jeff Sessions....

We suggest that Mueller's judgment on your "state of mind" will be sufficient.  No shrink will be required, and of course, you will NOT be afforded counsel, nor actual adjudication.   If Mueller thinks you're nuts, well, then...off you go!!  Buh-Bye!!

We already took possession of all the guns you have stashed hither and yon.  They will be sold to NRA executives, proceeds going to Gun Victim charities.