Monday, February 26, 2018

MSNBC on Physics

This may or may not be fake news.

In a special report yesterday, Lawrence O'Donnell of MSNBC stated that 'a bullet from an AR-15 travels at 3X the speed of a bullet from a handgun.'

O'Donnell then referred to Einstein's Theory of Relativity and Doc Brown's DeLorean.

"Based on these facts and studies and my calculations, MSNBC can conclusively state that if a teen-aged person fires a round from an AR-15, it will hit a victim BEFORE THE SHOOTER IS BORN!!!", giving a whole new dimension to terror.

Mr. O'Donnell also connected the DeLorean to the sound of hammers.

MSNBC also announced that Mr. O'Donnell will be on a temporary leave of absence under the care of Nurse Ratched.

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