The Russians Invaded North Dakota!!

Not likely that V. Putin is controlling the mouth of The Donald.  But we know where the Russians HAVE been raising hell!!

U.S. intelligence officials confirmed in a declassified report that a Kremlin-controlled media outlet ran programming critical of hydraulic fracturing to ward off challenges to Russia’s energy empire.
Officials reported that RT, which they call the “Kremlin’s principal international propaganda outlet,” ran “anti-fracking programming, highlighting environmental issues and the impacts on public health.”...

This gives The Donald a very, very, good reason to have the FBI check into the backgrounds of each and every pipeline protester in North Dakota, paying particular attention to their Russian-speaking abilities.  Or their orbital proximity to Obozo.  Same difference.