Remember This: "Holman Rule"

Next time some pencil-necked geek (or fat slob) Federal employee bothers you, just say "Holman Rule" loudly.  Repeat as necessary. 

If they persist in being a pain in the tookus, take out your cellphone, speed-dial your CongressCritter, and say "Holman Rule" when the phone is answered.  Then clearly say and spell the Fed's name.  Repeat "Holman Rule" for effect.

This should be fun!!