SCOAMF Yaps True to Form

Our SCOAMF* Obozo was true to form today:  '...we have to get rid of the guns, this guy is a h8r, h8 is bad, bad, guns bad, bad, no connections, guns bad bad, h8 bad bad....'

Within 5 minutes of his drooling yappaflappa, ISIS claimed responsibility, as we knew they would.

*Stuttering Clusterf*&^ Of A Miserable Failure.