The Clarice Feldman School of Law!
Why
not create a new online law school, the Penumbra School. You can get
your law degree from me at little cost and in rapid order. How? Well, we
can skip all the courses on legislation. All we need is a meditation
course in its place where we try to divine the feelings on matters of
the linchpin Justice Kennedy. And we can dispense with constitutional
law since it is now whatever five justices think it should have been.
Contract and Corporation Law classes are unnecessary as the GM bailout
established they count for nothing if the president decides to abrogate
them. Immigration Law is unnecessary, too. No need to read what Congress
has passed about immigration just leaf through the latest executive
orders from the White House. True that leaves a few things --
Administrative law, for example -- but it increasingly appears that with
minor exceptions like this week’s SCOTUS slapdown of the EPA, that
Congress is just giving the bureaucrats blank checks to regulate
whatever the heck they want to as they please and generally the courts
are giving them wide berth to do just that. Our laws are being written
on shifting, unpredictable sands, and the people charged with
legislating, enforcing and interpreting seem to like that just fine.
The school song will be "Feelings," and the colors will be,.........well, .......you know.
No comments:
Post a Comment