We've only spent $19 million on the place, but that's not good enough for Da Union. So they have a list of non-negotiable demands, or they won't work in the place.
I'd be happy to tell them that their non-work is accepted immediately and that they may pick up their final paycheck next Friday....but that's just me.
“Cubicles will not be used in the building, each person will have
their own office,” the union has demanded. The office walls will be a
minimum of 3 inches thick and “insulated with ‘Quiet Batt 30
Soundproofing Insulation.’”
The offices will also be furnished with a desk from the Kathy Ireland
Southampton Onyx Collection, have a “Freedom Task Chair with Headrest,”
and a 51 inch Samsung television, with a cable package that includes
all available news and weather channels.
Common areas will be painted the shade “marine” and all office areas
will be painted in the shade “beeswax,” according to the document. The
NWSEO also wants all artwork to be from “local artists within a 50 mile
radius” of Tuscaloosa and the art is required to have a “water theme.”
Break rooms will also be furnished with Samsung TVs, a refrigerator,
stove and oven, microwave, and an eating table that is “at least 18
square feet” as well as “10 Wynwood Garden Walk Arm Chairs.”
The union is also demanding that the break rooms be fully stocked
with cleaning supplies before any employee starts working, and the
women’s bathrooms be equipped with “personal feminine hygiene supplies.”
Outside, the union is requesting longleaf pine trees, water oaks, and
camellias to be planted, and a minimum 100 by 100 foot plot for a
“community garden.”--Zippers quoting Free Beacon
I suppose that the heated/cooled underground garage, gourmet dining facility, and game rooms are already in place.
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