Wednesday, June 25, 2014

A Gun or a Woman?

There are a number of good reasons for favoring the gun.
  1. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22.
  2. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
  3. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
  4. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
  5. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
  6. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
  7. Guns function normally every day of the month.
  8. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'
  9. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after handling it.
  10. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
  11. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
Indeed.

HT  Captain

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