Humor Break, TEA Party Edition

Of course, this is humor from a communist nation.

Or a nation run by an effete snob from Chicago.

The "five rules of survival in Socialism" are instructional. 

"1. Do not think. 

2. If you must think, do not speak. 

3. If you think and speak, refrain from writing. 

4. If you must think, speak and write, then do not sign charters. 

5. In case you think, speak up, write and sign, then do not be surprised by what happens to you."

Ask Lois Lerner--a fully-pensioned and benefitted criminal--how that works.

HT:  AOSHQ