"We're Here From the Gummint to Help You"

Ah, yes.  Zillions for the Security Theatre, and more!!

The top airports across the U.S. for TSA employees fired for theft are: 

1. Miami International Airport (29) 

2. JFK International Airport (27) 

3. Los Angeles International Airport (24) 

4. Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport (17) 

5. Las Vegas-McCarren International Airport (15) 

6. Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport and New York-Laguardia Airport (14 each) 

8. Newark Liberty, Philadelphia International, and Seattle-Tacoma International airports (12 each) 

11. Orlando International Airport (11) 

--abc news

And being fired for theft means that you have to get caught, prosecuted, and found guilty.

How many haven't yet been caught??