The ship is listing badly (to port). So badly that the lifeboats are in the water, at full throttle.
Not only will [Shrillary] be out of state. Not only will she be out of the country. She’s going to out of the hemisphere visiting the Cook Islands, off the coast of New Zealand. For the record, the Cook Islands are not historically known as an international power player.
Prolly no cellphone service, either.
HT: Insurrection
Bill Clinton does not mind speaking to a sinking ship as long as the prospects of getting laid are good.
ReplyDeleteHilly's got a sat-phone and a gaggle of security-types with her. Never know when she might have to take charge....
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