"Hi. We're From DEA. We Killed Your Truck and Driver, Sorta"

See Stupid.  See Stupid Run.  See Stupid's name:  D.E.A.

...Commandeered by one of his drivers, who was secretly working with federal agents, the truck had been hauling marijuana from the border as part of an undercover operation. And without Patty's knowledge, the Drug Enforcement Administration was paying his driver, Lawrence Chapa, to use the truck to bust traffickers.

At least 17 hours before that early morning phone call, Chapa was shot dead in front of more than a dozen law enforcement officers - all of them taken by surprise by hijackers trying to steal the red Kenworth T600 truck and its load of pot.

You think that's something?  Read on!!

In the confusion of the attack in northwest Harris County, compounded by officers in the operation not all knowing each other, a Houston policeman shot and wounded a Harris County sheriff's deputy.

That truck was half of Patty's fleet; the DEA has refused to compensate Patty for the truck, or its repairs, or its down-time, or any damn other thing, either.